Mouth Off

Mouth off is $1.99 in the app store. It's quite an ingenious little application that uses the microphone capability to animate a collection of hilarious mouths. Simply put, this little application you'll never use, but the one time you do, I guarantee you get a huge laugh out of it.

There are currently 15 different mouths available, each quite unique. Some are a lot funnier than others, the skeleton mouth is awesome for getting laughs!

The animation for the sound input is very quick and seamless, it actually looks like youre talking through these ridiculous mouths. Awesome.

Relatively cheap, rarely useful, very funny and creative (4/5)

Koi Pond

One of the first famous applications to hit the iPhone, Koi Pond is only 99c and has at least $1.99 worth of value! The graphics are crisp and smooth, the sound of rain and ambient swamp are good enough to simply listen to on headphones for a little relaxation, and of course, the water ripple on the touch screen is perfect for zoning out.

Koi pond is a great application for showing off your iPhone, and it's also great for its sound effects.

Eveything you need in an app, very polished! (5/5)

Artisan

This newer application is a spin-off of 'Spawn Illuminati'. The quality is inferior and it provides much less fun. The app still costs the same as Spawn, so don't waste your money on Artisan.

Conscious bothering you?

They're both made by the same developer, so don't worry! This app has some neat features; the image here shows the different control modes (about 1/6 of what's available on Spawn). The art pasted below is stuff I made after memorizing the controls.

The touch capabilities are pretty useless. It will follow your finger like spawn, but instead of cool patterns and explosions, it just globs up on top of itself. Useless! One fun thing to do is round up a tight ball of 'artisan' and watch it bounce around. Unlike Spawn, the paint will never disburse or explode, so its bounces evenly, perfect for creating patterns!

Don't waste your money. (2/5)

iPhone Everything

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I own an iphone and live by it. I've created this space to document how great and awful some of these apps are. I hope you enjoy and I also hope to gain traffic and profit. Bon Appetite!